Dear Philosophy Department,
 
Please give me a rational and logically valid reasoning process to use against relativistic, supposedly "multi-cultural", post-modern capitalists for demonstrating the overwhelming aesthetic superiority of, say, a Beethoven symphony as compared with, say, an Eskimo whaling chant or a late-20th-century American commercial pop song.
 
Otherwise, I will be forced to embrace Nazism.
 
(just kidding.)
 
Thank you for your time spent in considering my request.
 
Sincerely,
 
The Fine Art Defender.

 
 
Jody Nagel
January 22, 1998
 
 
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