The Life Cycle of a Modern Teacher
 
Modern Teacher: Hey, look at this really interesting idea!
 
Modern Student: Fuck you.
 
Modern Teacher: Hey, you're going to need to know this for your future!
 
Modern Student: Fuck you.
 
Modern Teacher: Hey, listen! I care about you!
 
Modern Student: Fuck you.
 
Modern Teacher: OK, then! I hate your guts too!
 
Modern Student: Fuck you.
 
Modern Teacher: Fine! How about we just put a bullet in your moronic brain
and remove you once and for all from the human gene pool!
 
Modern Student: Fu . . .
 
Bang.
 
(Yea!)
 
 
Jody Nagel
February 15, 1999
 
(OK. I admit. This is a tad on the sarcastic and ironic and over-stated side, but . . . )
 
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